I can’t decide whether this is a trick, real, or some sort of computer graphics. If it’s real, then this guy has spent far too long with his goldfish. And also if it is real, then it makes it difficult to explain why it’s so hard to get your kids to listen to you!

I wonder if he can do that with… well… I can;t think of anything weirder than trained goldfish. Oh, I’ve got it! ….Trained houseflys!! I bet he can;t do that!

Another in our ‘What Was That Cop Thinking” series of funny videos.

This features another corrupt (human) cop who stole narcotics as evidence, then smoked it with his wife.

Their reaction is priceless. Whereas most first-timers say “this doesn’t affect me”, these freaks thought they were overdosing…. and freaked out, calling 911 and everything. So it’s all recorded, and ready for your listening pleasure.

This is how it all went down….

There is so much to be said about this video, I don’t have all the time in the day to say it all here…

Please post your comments about this video below, but try to keep it nice. I’ll get the ball rolling:

• How do they know if any little Yoshios are drowning?
• What is the best seat on this ride?
• How many Japanese does it take to fill a pool?
• Tsunami practice.
• “Does anyone know where the bathroom is?”
• This looks like an electron wave reaction.
• 1 in 4 of these people is a Lifeguard. They must be. Please.

OK, that should get you started….

I’m not sure that this kid knew what was going on, but he was sure sweating here. Stone faced and cold though, gotta give him that. And he used all his lifelines just to make sure that he was hearing what he was hearing. And being cool, calm and collected paid off for him…. he stuck to the basics - ’spell it like it sounds’ - and came out a champ.

Way to go, kid.

I’d made an idiot of myself, then crapped my pants.

Wow, some of these are downright embarrassing.

The poor guy who crushes the old phonograph drum is hilarious, but you can’t help but feel for him….. Chris Pirillo just carries on like it was nothing - but the thing was priceless - literally!!

My absolute favorite is the European guy who can’t stop laughing during a very serious interview in front of a live audience. I’ve heard a few variations of this ideo where it continues and then another lower voiced man speaks and that makes the interviewer lose it. I’ll try to find that version and get it posted here.

Poor little Billy. His Mom wasn’t there guiding him while he surfed the net. Now his life is changed forever.

I think the internet did this to all of us, a little bit. Maybe not the whole ‘doing the poodle’ thing, but it has definitely exposed us to things which we never thought we’d see. Or hoped never existed.

This is a great short video on learning ebonics. This may be taught as a second language in schools some day.

Learn how speak Ebonic for phrases such as;

1. My, you’re a lovely young lady!
2. Let’s go for a ride, shall we?
3. You are beautiful, I would like to make love to you.
4. Hello, Sir.
5. May I borrow some money?
6. You don’t have it? Thanks anyway.
7. I admire your fashionable running shoes.