Things You Never Thought About Bacon
This is a hilarious comedy bit about bacon by Jim Gaffigan.
I never thought that someone could come up with so many great jokes about bacon. He even jokes about how many bacon jokes he’s doing…
Here’s some really good ones…
“Oh, my greasy lover, bacon…”
“You wanna know how good bacon is? To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon. ”
“….once you put bacon in a salad, it’s no longer a salad. It just becomes a game of ‘find the bacon in the lettuce’. It’s like you’re panning for gold.”
“There is something dishonest though about putting bacon in a salad - it’s kind of like smoking while you jog.”
“It’s amazing the shrinkage that occurs with bacon. You start with a pound, you end up with a bookmark.”
“You know bacon’s bad when a healthier choice is a donut. And we’ve known bacon is bad for thousands of years. It’s literally a restriction on entering certain religious.”
“I bet if you put bits of bacon on a strip of bacon, you could travel back in time. It’s like a tasty vortex.”
Oh, that was too funny…
Thanks for the great laughs, Jim!