Just take it from Ma & Pa Kettle, that you should always be sure your math is good and up to date.

They prove how 25 divided by 5 is 14, how 14 times 5 is 25 and how adding 14, 5 times is 25.

Really, just watch the video - and learn!

This is a great short video on learning ebonics. This may be taught as a second language in schools some day.

Learn how speak Ebonic for phrases such as;

1. My, you’re a lovely young lady!
2. Let’s go for a ride, shall we?
3. You are beautiful, I would like to make love to you.
4. Hello, Sir.
5. May I borrow some money?
6. You don’t have it? Thanks anyway.
7. I admire your fashionable running shoes.